Secrets closed off training camp today, and have a two day offsite planned this week sipping wine, going to the butterfly observatory, and watching movies like Ghost, Beaches, and Steel Magnolias.
The Secrets look poised to defend their first recognized victory this year. They closed out preseason in awesome fashion, wiping the ice with the Butts and Bitches, to the point where the franchises folded because of it and their players ran off to other cities in fear, a first in the LOL.
Victoria looks primed to take home the Lady Byng this year, having drafted 20 players who will be in contention for the Sportsman of the Year trophy. Team tough guy, Tim Thomas, who is expected to lead the team in PIMs this year, was quoted as saying, “we’ll play the game the way it was meant to be played”.
Secrets applaud the new alignment of the LOL, where teams are divided by two divisions, the “A Class” division, and the “Finished Below Even Bubba” division, which only holds 2 teams this year, the Hats and Lillies.
The Secrets open up against the Hats in Panama on Thursday night, and then off to Sodom for a tilt in the ASS on Saturday night. When questioned about the privilege of playing some of the oldest franchises in pro sports, coach Will Wynn responded "who?".
It looks like we’re in for the best year in the LOL yet.
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