Investigation Closes

Its yet another dark hour for the League of Leagues.

The investigation into the Victoria Secrets first recognized championship has been thrown out by the honourable commissioner 'Mike Shagswell III', who cited in a memorandum issued to the league last night, that "the Victoria Secrets won their first recognized championship last year, and done so fairly and within the confines of the rules".

However, shame from the investigation lands on one of sports most storied franchises, the Sodom Icers. "The league does place a $50 fine on the team, which is big in Sodom, for tampering and falsifying documents". The investigation, initiated by the Sodomites, concluded that the Icers 5th place finish last season had "strong evidence to suggest the Icers did so unfairly by purchasing shorthanders, and thier true place in the standings was 9th", just a head of the Hats but below the Wannamans.

The investigation also states that there was "a trail of evidence that goes back years, under multiple regimes of commissioners, that would suggest the Icers franchise has been buying shorthanders for years".

How can anyone forget the Secrets first victory, that was ripped from their clutches like a child being pulled from their family the day after the season ended and the trophy was handed out? The investigation has no mention of the tainted championship, but clearly suggests between the lines, there is something wrong in Sodom.