Robbed Again

Sodom Sun (by Ben Dover)

It was a few years ago and the Sodom Icers management was furiously trying to find out why a shorthanded goal had vanished. The season ended and the Victoria Secrets were at first awarded the championship. But the Icers knew they should have won. A shorthanded goal would vault them ahead of the Secrets and give the City of Champions yet another championship. But the shorthanded goal was missing. Just as the GM was about to call the Secrets with his congrats, the missing shorthanded was found. The championship, which rightfully belonged to the Icers, almost went to Victoria. What a travesty that would have been...a false title. Turns out somebody removed the shorthanded goal to give the Toys a title. Underhanded, sleazy, illegal...pick your word. Well, it's happened again. The Icers went online yesterday and found a goaltender named Niemi from Chicago. He was there, on the waiver list. So the Icers picked him up. This started a series of whines emanating from Victoria. "I picked him first," ...."I told the commish to pick him for me last friday"...."there's a post" Puleeease. I can't stand to hear a grown man whine and moan. In truly gallant and sportsworthy fashion, the Icers will drop Niemi for the blubberng and whailing Victoria GM.

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