Seniors Abuse

Sodom Sun (by community reporter Sally Forth)

The League of Leagues is having a bad year as yet another Federal Ministry has launched an investigation into the league. The Federal Ministry of Senior Affairs has received reports that some GMs in the LOL are abusing seniors. According to the anonymous sources, two kindly yet older GMs in the league have been ganged up on and are now wallowing in the bottom two spots. It's alleged that points are being taken away from the seniors' teams, goals have vanished, goaltender averages are padded, yet shutouts disappear. The end result of all this finagling are 7th and 8th place positions in the league for the pair. The Ministry hopes to have the investigation completed by Monday.