Seniors Abuse

Sodom Sun (by community reporter Sally Forth)

The League of Leagues is having a bad year as yet another Federal Ministry has launched an investigation into the league. The Federal Ministry of Senior Affairs has received reports that some GMs in the LOL are abusing seniors. According to the anonymous sources, two kindly yet older GMs in the league have been ganged up on and are now wallowing in the bottom two spots. It's alleged that points are being taken away from the seniors' teams, goals have vanished, goaltender averages are padded, yet shutouts disappear. The end result of all this finagling are 7th and 8th place positions in the league for the pair. The Ministry hopes to have the investigation completed by Monday.

dad, blame it all to hell

the old man screamed as he raced through the concourse of the Diana Dome and into the parking lot.
He carried a 12 gauge shotgun and he jacked a cartridge into the chamber and began blasting away.
" First one of the fucking season" he roared. "Fucking vultures, I hate the mother-fuckers-that one looks like a breed found only in ONLY". The formerly quiet November afternoon was filled with the sound of gunfire.

Icers Charge into Third

Yes, the LOL's leaders are trembling slightly as they hear the sound of familiar footsteps. The legendary Sodom Icers, the league's most storied and glorious franchise, was in seventh place on Friday. Such a low position didn't sit well with the legendary squad and it put forth a herculean effort over the weekend. The Icers are now in third spot. And naturally, despite their age, the Icers find themselves acting like teens and enjoying chasing poon.

Chasing Poon

Kitty Smooth the GM for the now league leading Poonani Chasers had one thing to say last evening after confirming that her team was indeed in first place.

"ahhhh my favorite position - I love being on top"